undated file pic of nada in the mighty bactrian's away kit
at the 11th hour, the gooners buy the legendary zip o. nada, regarded by many as the best holding midfielder/centre forward of our times.
outbidding and outfoxing both toteringhamhocks and fergurliscious united minutes before the transfer window slammed shut, wily gooner gaffer, a. wengker managed to secure the services of nada, 36 and the honorary life captain of reigning world cup champions, the christmas islands, for an epl and world record 37p plus half a pint of stale strongbows. it is thought that nada will be paid 120,000 pounds of mutton per week.
at an unofficial press conference not 20 minutes ago, nada, who until yesterday, played club football with the mighty bactrians in the impl (that's the inner mongolian premier league) said through a translator, that he looked forward to being part of the gooners, exchanging stuffed furry animals with team-mates, being in an epl winning team in 2017, the warm english weather and kicking joey barton's ass (but not necessarily in that order).
when requested by the press to say something in english, nada smiled and grunted "can i have a range rover please?"
neither wengker nor club officials were available for comments.
disassociated press
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