well placed sources revealed that the gooner board have approved the use of an upgraded version of the kit issued this season, apparently at the behest of gooner gaffer, a. wengker, who has been seeking more onfield protection for the boy-man-wimp (as well as the other brittle boned wusses in the team).
when asked to comment at the post match interview after the trotter mauling, wengker refused to confirm or deny the report and merely smirked and mumbled something along the lines of " ...if the fa won't do anything, we'll take care of our own...spare funds... 30million...kill...".
said sources also revealed that the upgrade kit is scheduled to be rolled out at the home game against manure in november.
a recent amateur photograph, purportedly of walcott in training at the emirates.
our artist's impression of the upgraded home kit.
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